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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:04 pm
by Frosteh
Q - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - Who cares, she can cook in the dark.
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:58 am
by red_ned
“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?” “Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”
“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”
Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority, “is short for ‘doughnut.’”
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:28 am
by The Flow
At the centre of a football field lies a football. In one corner each are batman, superman, a stupid englishman and a smart englishman. Who gets to the ball first?
The stupid englishman, the rest don't exist.
SICK BURN
suck it
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:52 pm
by Brucie
What's brown and sits on the wall?
Humpty Mince
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:28 pm
by frags
Thats poor Brucie even by your standards!
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:10 am
by Brucie
What's purple and swims at the bottom of the sea?
Moby Plum! ahaha
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:51 pm
by Kop
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Coz he was stuck in the chicken
BOOM BOOM
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:32 pm
by dethmonkee
most of my humour comes from sarcasm and random conversation
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:21 pm
by MONKFISH
So far the jokes have been terrible.
Q: What has eight legs and makes little girls scream?
A: GANG RAPE. =/ Lol......
(I have no idea how everyone will take that)
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:19 pm
by Leonflux
you sick sick sick man your worst than ANDY! and thats saying something :O
im awful at jkes and only get lausgh at me not with me so im not even trying lol
