Joke Thread

Post by **Frosteh** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:04 pm

Q - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A - Who cares, she can cook in the dark.

Post by **red_ned** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:58 am

“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?” “Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for ‘cannot.’”
“Very good. And what about ‘don’t’?”
Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority, “is short for ‘doughnut.’”

Post by **The Flow** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:28 am

At the centre of a football field lies a football. In one corner each are batman, superman, a stupid englishman and a smart englishman. Who gets to the ball first?

The stupid englishman, the rest don't exist.

SICK BURN
suck it

Post by **Brucie** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:52 pm

What's brown and sits on the wall?

Humpty Mince

Post by **frags** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:28 pm

Thats poor Brucie even by your standards!

Post by **Brucie** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:10 am

What's purple and swims at the bottom of the sea?

Moby Plum! ahaha

Post by **Kop** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:51 pm

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Coz he was stuck in the chicken

BOOM BOOM

Post by **dethmonkee** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:32 pm

most of my humour comes from sarcasm and random conversation

Post by **MONKFISH** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:21 pm

So far the jokes have been terrible.

Q: What has eight legs and makes little girls scream?

A: GANG RAPE. =/ Lol......

(I have no idea how everyone will take that)

Post by **Leonflux** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:19 pm

you sick sick sick man your worst than ANDY! and thats saying something :O

im awful at jkes and only get lausgh at me not with me so im not even trying lol