Joey Barton

[Nagash]

I follow Joey Barton on Twitter. It's good for a laugh but not because he's trying to be funny, he's an idiot and uses Twitter to try and justify himself. He even paid for his own blog page to be made for him so he can post articles and stuff about himself and justify his actions, trying to explain why he's not an idiot. If something comes out in the papers about him, he'll head over to Twitter or his Blog because he thinks the papers are bias... not like his own blog is bias.

It can be even funnier when he's trying to argue with Alan Sugar, or Gary Lineker, or Alan Shearer, or Peirs Morgan, or anyone else he decdes to have a go at... then Ricky Gervais comes in to wind him up that little bit more, but Joey Barton thinks he's the one baiting everyone else.

Now though he's just proved his stupidity... see if you can spot why he's just had a massive rant and insulted himself.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it... #justsaying

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
Really couldn't be arsed correcting everyone that calls me Joey. Not as precious to demand that people call me Joe. Just remember...

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
...if you call me Joey when we meet. I will instantly in my head be thinking, "What a f*cking bellend this cat is!" FYI #callmewhatuwant

[quote]Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton
I've kept it as a twitter handle because that's what everyone knows me as #dullards. No point starting twitter as someone nobody knows?[/quote]

Basically everyone pointed out that he himself refers to himself as Joey Barton on Twitter, therefore he's a bellend

[Thaldarin]

[Nagash]

i like how thats "depending on who you listen to..." eg, these are things people make up about me... and it lists everything thats likely true... cos i don't doubt he's a loving dad (doesn't mean he's a good one), but Football's Philosopher King is in quotes, as though someone gave him that title while doing the air quotes motion and said it sarcastically.

[Thaldarin]

I wouldn't declare him a great dad judging by his past behaviours and inability to think about how some of his decisions affect his family.

[Nagash]

kerry katona won mother of the year when she was a drugged up alchy... in comparison Joey Barton is the god of fathers

[Thaldarin]

WHACKED OUT YOUR FUCKING TITS

[Nagash]