Headlines

[Nagash]

while browsing at work for the "Show me" thread, i came across these headlines that have appeared in actual newspapers. it a nice amusing list that passes the time

- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Princess Diana Was Alive Hours Before She Died

[Weissberv]

wtf @ that last one? lol

[Siege]

lol I know some are just great plays on words but some eg the last one are just retarded

[Nagash]

yeah i struggle to make sense of that one. all rest make sense if read in the right context, but without seeing the actual article it;s hard to make that out... thou still funneh